Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: New Fuckin York
Job: Jerk Music Critique
"We're like industrial....or something." - Korn being asked how they would describe their music. I guess talent doesn't go with brains, huh?
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 940 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 39,253
Voting Pow.: 5.19 votes
BBS Posts: 515 (0.26 per day)
Flash Reviews: 47
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0
All Flash Reviews
47 Reviews | 11 w/ Responses
I was liking it until it just ended so abruptly. Graphics and sound weren't all bad, it just ended too damn quickly. Surely you could have put more effort into this, it deserves it.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
Nice job, you certainly show promise. Just work on the animation and you'll be set. Presentation was nice and concept was funny...if not for the wrong reasons. Just don't jump to cliche's like playing thrash metal while killing scenes happen and you should be more than fine.
Author's Response:
Hehe, thanks alot
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
I don't know the relevance in Chubaka or Piconjo, did you guys have a relationship or something? My condolences and whatnot, but this flash sucked, regardless of its messages. Save this stuff for the very specific people that give a shit, and not for the general public.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
"To think this was done out of boredom"
Great graphics and sense of humor. Worth a few chuckles and short enough not to be bitched about in its pure senselessness. Nice job.
Author's Response:
woots
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
It was actually kind of funny. The script itself is actually worth a good amount of chuckles, but the execution sucked because the voice actors talk like they're bored and/or without any real enthusiasm. Graphics obviously need help, as I'm sure you know. Anyway, a remake of this premise would be nice after you've gained some more experience in flash.
Author's Response:
I already have more experience. I've made lots of flashes since this one but never submitted them. And as for voice-actorS, there was only me and my step-dad (he did the tough terminator voice). And that was also back when i was more worried about sound file size than sound quality so yeah.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
There is very little I can say that hasn't already been said. Not only is this arguably the best game on NG, but is one of the most unique games I've ever played, flash or not. Controls were the best and most responsive I have ever played on a flash, and fighting a giant frog and Hitler in the same game makes it reek of tongue-in-cheek humor and "awesomness." For the love of god, you must make a longer version. And yes, there must be someone out there willing to pay for your services, because you are one talented motherfucker.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
Claymation isn't easy, I know. Its just that the flash seemed to be desperately trying to tie in scenes together. Yelling out "I'm mad" and "I'm going to beat you up" right before it happens just comes off as corny. No biggie, the animation itself was ok and the voices could use a little work. Not bad at all. However, although Knox certainly didn't create claymation flashes, the style of the flash is definitely influenced by him. Again, not a big deal, but try to do something other than random violence scenes and you should be more than fine in your next flash.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
A damn shame you didn't finish these snippits individually. Animation was incredible, and the Fatal Tragedy midi song playing throughout made for an even sweeter time. You gotta comeback soon, you show loads of promise.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
There is no significant plot development whatsoever. Everything thing else was just average at best, but this isn't even a flash. Its an excruciatingly long waste of time that I think has ever truly made me wait for absolutely nothing. Don't cut up the series if this is whats being dished out: pointless word bubbles and long-ass star wars intros that could have all simply been combined into one movie. Its pathetic and confusing as to why it escaped blammination, if thats a word.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
Graphics were good, and the overall concept wasn't bad, if just a tad unoriginal. Try a little harder in the "unique" department and it would be great. Also, the song ain't Nirvana, its "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots. Come back soon.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.